Mets Trade For Alex Torres And His Awesome Hat
You know what this Mets team was lacking? A lefty out of the pen. You know what this Mets team was really lacking?
A Lefty out of the pen with an awesome gigantic helmet hat. Alex Torres’ hat is one of the best things going in baseball. It might even be second behind Bartolo batting, and guess what? We’ve got that guy too! A deaf guy, a fat 40 year old pitching gremlin, and a guy with a giant lid on his head walk into the bar…
All I need now is DW to bring back the Spaceballs helmet and we’ve got the best headwear game in the league.