Let's Talk About Gloryholes
I’m not gonna beat around the bush. I’m not gonna speak in euphemisms or sugar coat this at all. We’re talkin about stickin your dick through the hole of a wall in a bathroom stall. The Do’s and Dont’s. The good, the bad, and the ugly of anonymous public blow jobs.
We got a voicemail this week about a guy who was takin a shit in a rest stop and a dick popped through a gloryhole. As always with any bar room story being told, you gotta take it all with a grain of salt. Did this listener really encounter a gloryhole and stick his dick through it? Did he get his dick punched? Well its hard to say. But the point remains that there are, in fact, gloryholes throughout America. Ranging everywhere from truck stops to other truck stops. A secret portal designed for blind oral sex. We’ve tackled just about every single deviant topic on this show, and usually theres at least one person on the show who’s down to dabble with the weird kinky shit. But the gloryhole was an unequivocal NO from everyone in the room. My rule is that I need to have visual contact on my dick and the environment its surrounded by. At all times. You ever walk through your house when its pitch black and you awkwardly wave your arms in front of you trying to tread lightly and fearing what might be in front of you? Well its like being lost in the dark like that, except with your dick. Who knows whats on the other side. Could be sticking your dick right into a bear trap. Could be sticking your dick right into a bear’s mouth. Who fucking knows. Its like best case scenario a weird dude gives you head. Just seems like a real, real bad idea.
And on the other side of the coin, we discussed what you do if you’re in a bathroom doing your business and a dick pops through the wall. Your first thought should be “Why am I in this bathroom thats in such a deplorable part of this world that theres dick holes staring me in the eyes?” But the second thought – whats the second thought going through your brain? Do you say something? Do you run away? Do you ignore it and just finish up? Personally I’d treat that dick like the T Rex from Jurassic Park. Just stay completely still and they cant see you. Hopefully it eventually just goes away.
