Leo Threw Rihanna A Birthday Party

Complex – Leonardo DiCaprio came up for air from the model he was drowning in long enough to help throw Rihanna a lavish, celebrity-filled birthday party at a private mansion in Beverly Hills where the two were “dancing close all night,” according to a report in US magazine. So it sounds like DiCaprio, the famous model-dater who we hear also acts in movies or something, is back to seeing Rihanna (if they were ever dating in the first place, because, who really knows).  Either way, we’ll imagine that DiCaprio definitely tried to sneak a second piece of birthday cake at which point Rihanna slapped it to the ground in front of everyone, because that’s just fun. 

What a little cat and mouse game these 2 are playing. Its like a modern day fairy tale. Its like a Nicholas Sparks book except Prince Charming is a Skinny Fat Cocksman who’s dick is surrounded by vagina walls 24 hours a day and Cinderella is an absolute freak who loves flaunting her tits and ass for the world to see.

Are they together? Are they not together? Round and round we go. One minute Leo is balls deep in a harem of models the next minute he’s throwing Rihanna a birthday party. Rihanna says she wants Leo to get a 6 pack and so Leo takes his beer belly and starts smashing it into a runway model. The dance continues. Obviously they fucked after this party, any time you throw a girl a party you’re guaranteed to bang. You just gotta think that two people this hot are enlightened enough to know monogamy just doesnt work when you’re on their level. They’ll continue sampling the world’s finest dicks and vaginas while enjoying each other’s on occasion.