Kylie Jenner Flaunting Her Body On Instagram Again Because Age Does Not Apply To The Kardashians

17 years old. She looks like this:

She dates a rapper. And she owns a $2.6 million house. When I was 17 I was still going to the movies and bowling alley for fun. I was buying extra thick, non lubricated Trojans, and still pulling out because I was still afraid of sex. Girls her age were like just figuring out what thongs were. Its just unbelievable. Age really doesnt mean anything to the Kardashians. Its like they are just above the rules and norms of society. Kris is like 57 and acts like shes 27. Kylie is 17 and acts like shes 27. Everyone just looks and acts like a hot young chick no matter what their age really is. But Kylie is Runaway Train at this point. You cant live this fast and hard at such a young age and end up normal. Its inevitable she comes off the tracks.

PS – I cant decide whether I like the really high waisted bikini look Kylie’s rocking in that one pic. I mean in the 90s it was obviously awesome:

And then you see someone like Niykee Heaton who always rocks the high waist look:

And it looks pretty awesome in 2015 too. But then I see her like this:

And I’m convinced this is a look that only black guys should love and I should just go back to being a normal white dude who likes normal waist levels. I dunno. Very torn,