Knicks Knotes From Last Night's 114-103 Win Over The Heat

After that old drunken SOB tried to show me up with his next level Knicks Knotes, I have decided to fight fire with fire and jot down my thoughts during Knicks games. A few will make sense, most will be incoherent, and all of them will be in awful handwriting. The Knicks are also undefeated since I started doing this and they can use all the good mojo they can get before taking on the Cavs with a LeBron that probably wants to embarrass the fuck out of Phil Jackson tonight.

For reference, here is the #Me7o guy I referenced. I’m sure there is some crazy stuff you see on a random night in Miami but I’m pretty sure nobody touched this maniac last night.

Here are the Heat jerseys.

And shout out to Wifey for switching up the house to Christmas mode with a fire Santa Claus table cloth. Tree went up last night and gets decorated on Friday since we are busy. Can’t wait for the house to be filled with the glow of Christmas lights. Nothing and I mean NOTHING beats the Christmas glow.

P.S. Fuck the Heat. I will never forgive myself for not including that in last night’s Knotes.