Knicks Slip One Spot In NBA Draft Lottery To Number 8

I went into tonight without any real hope or expectations. The Knicks bled those out of me sometime during the Isiah Thomas Era. But every time I thought how the same old Knicks were going to get shit on by the Basketball Gods, I remembered the Clyde was there battling Magic Johnson in a smile off for the ages and maybe just maybe the ping pong balls would bounce our way.

Boy was I wrong. Now granted the Knicks only slipped one spot in the lottery. But I hoped maybe the Basketball Gods would spare us the indignity of falling in the lottery yet again. However this is another reminder that the basketball gods hate the Knicks. And I don’t blame them. Especially when they are owned by that ewok fuck James Dolan. I’m pinning this all on him and the black cloud that hangs over MSG like Pride Rock during Scar’s reign.

However if we are looking at the bright side of things, many people are saying this is an 8 player draft. De’Aaron Fox fell to me in our very impromptu mock draft at the end of the electric chair and even though that probably won’t happen in real life, Dennis Smith Jr. could be there for the Knicks. Or since Phil apparently knows how to draft Euros, the Knicks could draft Frank Ntilikina. I didn’t really research any of the players because I didn’t want to fall in love with one that may or may not be there before the lottery. But we have more than a month to dream of which young man’s life we are going to ruin on draft night.

Also this one may be on me. What can I say? Playas fuck up.

At least I didn’t become a meme tonight

The internet is a ruthless place. One day you are tweeting the memes, the next they are being tweeted about you.

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Now if you will excuse me, I have a 2 hour commute back home to begin.

As always, fuck this franchise.