Keith Hernandez Gets Caught Saying "Getting His Tits Lit" With A Hot Mic

Roark’s been gettin his TITS LIT! I’m Keith Hernandez! This is why Barstool Sports needs to dive into the play by play game. I’ve long said its my dream to do a true, unfiltered, real broadcast of a game. I think its a market that is almost completely untapped. Theres a reason why everyone follows along on twitter during a big game, and its because they want the real commentary and the actual thoughts of people while broadcasters need to keep it professional. Lets just put this shit on premium TV or on the internet and combine the two – professional broadcasters giving uncensored commentary.

Enter, Keith Hernandez. Who’s just about as close to this idea as we have in sports media today. He’s about 50% of the way there without actually knowing it. During a ballgame you’ll probably get like half a dozen moments where Keith forgets hes a professional color commentator and just say whatever is on his mind. Imagine if you gave him the full green light? Took the shackles off of him and let him run wild? We’d get “tits lit” moments every other at bat. Mix in some stories about cocaine and groupies in the 80s, air out some of the guys around the league that he didnt like. It would be better than the sport itself. We’re on the verge of it with technology and simulcast capabilities, you just gotta get guys like Keith on board. It would change the landscape of sports entertainment and all the vanilla, impartial, boring on air talent would be left in the dust.

PS – The best part is how Gary Cohen just rolls with it. “Yea he really has.” Just another day at work with the GOAT Keith Hernandez.