Julianne Hough's "I Just Had Sex" Lip Sync Battle Performance Gave Me All The Feels
(FYI, I started this video at 2:10 with Juliane’s performance. If for some reason you want to watch her brother Derrick lip sync Chandelier, you are more than welcome to rewind to the beginning of the video. Creep.)
There is no way a hot chick can lose a lip sync contest if she chooses “I Just Had Sex”. Because any time a girl talks about sex or drops a couple of the magic words in a conversation, you will never look at her the same. Even if she isn’t an absolute smokeshow, hearing a girl say the words “panties” or “penis” will make her instantly sexier. And if she is already a smokeshow that throws DX chops around as she lip syncs about sex to Akon’s beautiful voice, she could end up making your Top 5 list.
Now if that smokeshow is your sister and you are watching her lip sync about having sex live, that sucks. But I am sure Derrick Hough has already heard every “I want to bang your sister” joking but not joking comment ever created. And no bad Teigen one-liner or awkward incest joke will make it any easier for him.
PS- I always love seeing Jessica Alba and Blake Lively in the original “I Just Had Sex” music video because those guys aren’t that much better looking than me. Granted they are much skinnier, funnier, and richer than I am and it is a fictional music video. But it makes me feel like I could somehow give those girls that disgusted, unsatisfied look if a few things had broken my way.
h/t Baumann for the link