Josh McCown Will Receive A $5 Million Bonus If The Jets Win The Super Bowl

Little known fact – I negotiated some incentive clauses into my contract with Chernin. I get a $5 million bonus if I get drafted into the NBA or the NFL. $10 million if I am the first person to walk on Mars. And a $15 million bonus if John Mellencamp ever wins an Oscar. Just trying to provide as much financial upside as possible.

I’ll be perfectly honest Josh McCown’s agent fucking sucks with this incentive. $5 million if the current Jets win the goddam Super Bowl is OUTRAGEOUSLY undervalued. I would say that Josh McCown’s Super Bowl incentive shouldnt be a penny less than $250 million. The team is going to go winless next year and he’d only get a measly 5 mil if he wins the SUPER BOWL? Fire your agent, Josh. Anything less than a quarter of a billion is a steal for the Jets.