James Dolan Will Be Out Playing A Gig With His Shitty Band During The NBA Draft And I Am More Than Fine With That

CBS- Speaking of key members of the Knicks organization skipping important events, guess who won’t be attending the draft. That’s right, it’s their owner, James Dolan. Why would he be missing one of the biggest nights of the year? Well, he’s got a show to play. No, seriously, he’s in a band called JD & The Straight Shot and they have a gig Thursday night in the city.

The doors open at 6:00 p.m. ET, and the show runs from 8:00 to 10 p.m. Tickets are $25 bucks for VIP, or just $20 if you’re willing to sit on a barstool to hear JD and Co.

So this story has been getting a bunch of traction today on the internet and I guess I understand why. You figure the owner of a major sports team should be around when his team is drafting. I mean owners go to the Lottery all the time, so having them around the front office on this very important night makes sense. Then again most owners don’t live that rock and roll life like Kazoo Jimmy or have one of the most beloved players in franchise history kicked out of their arena and press charges.

But I couldn’t be happier with this news. The further James Dolan’s toxic ass is from MSG tonight the better. It’s the biggest W the Knicks have received for a while. Shoot him to Neptune for all I care and send Phil with him. I bet the Zen Master learned how to play the triangle at some point of his life. The less people that can ruin this franchise, the better. Dolan being a block or a continent away from the Knicks war room is music to my ears. And not the type of music that Dolan pays people to play so they will be his friends. I’m talking about sweet harmonious music like this.

And what type of masochist do you have to be go to a JD & The Straight Shot show anyway? You better be related or having sex with someone in the band if you are paying to hear this misery.

Or be there to hiss Dolan. I actually kinda want to go to a show just so I could hiss his frumpy ass off stage. I can’t do that tonight because I will be bleeding out on Facebook Live during Barstool’s NBA Draft coverage.

I can’t wait until tonight is over so I can forget about this team and don’t have to devote an entire day to them on the blog.

Fuck this franchise.