It Turns Out Iggy Azalea Broke Up With Swaggy P Because He Allegedly Got Caught On Security Footage Bringing Chicks Back To Their House
Dammit Swaggy, the whole world had your back in this D’Angelo Russell feud and you went ahead and pulled something like this. I mean it really doesn’t matter because the Lakers were probably going to choose the guy they drafted second overall last year over the 31-year-old on his fourth NBA team. And basketball fans will forget about you the minute you end up in whatever Siberia the Lakers trade you to. But it’s sometimes nice to be the guy that everyone feels bad for even though he cheated on his girl just because D’Angelo Russell pulled some bullshit “prank”.
Now I don’t have much experience with women, but I think they will usually give guys some leeway. Like admitting to the rest of the world that you cheated on your fiancee is strike one. If your ex is pregnant after that, it’s likely strike two, since there is no proof that the baby is definitely yours. But bringing chicks back to your house and potentially banging them in her bed has to be strike three. Same thing happened when Carmela Soprano got a call at home from one of Tony’s goomars. Bringing that shit into the house will anger any woman, whether it’s a phone call or your sheets are filled with the dried fluids of random hoes.
That being said, it was kind of bullshit for Iggy to plan a Twitter attack on Swaggy like this. And you know how I know that Iggy planned this Twitter attack on Swaggy P? She tweeted four tweets in three minutes with perfect spelling and a period at the end of every tweet. You can say that’s just the laser focus of a woman scorned. But there is no way those tweets come out perfectly that quickly on mobile web unless they were saved in drafts.
If we are being honest, this felt like my Mona Lisa Vito positraction moment.
Who uses mobile web anyway? Either tweet on your computer or on an app. Maybe Swaggy dodged a bullet. Nobody wants to marry a mobile web tweeter. Easily the bottom of the Twitter caste system.