It Looks Like Larry Brown Is The New Varsity Coach At East Hampton High
I can already see how the end of the first practice goes
Larry: “You are the worst point guard I have ever coached. Keep this up and you will no longer be on the team.”
Starting Point Guard: “Suck my dick, coach. The basketball court is my safe space. I quit. I’m going home to play Pokemon Go*.”
Larry: “Good, go home then. We don’t need you!”
*Larry calls agent*
Larry: “I don’t think this place is a good fit. Can you kick the tires and see if Bridgehampton would be interested in hiring me?”
*Larry hangs up phone*
Larry: “Still better than working for that asshole Dolan.”
*I admit that I have no idea if Pokemon Go is still a thing for high schoolers because I’m not sure what’s cool in 2016. My kid is closer to being in high school than I am and realizing that fact made me really, really sad.