Internet Legend "Tree Man" Gets Surgery, Hands And Feet Are Almost Totally Normal

More pictures of Tree Man AT YOUR OWN PERIL

Been out here in the abyss of the internet for upwards of a decade now and its pretty rare that I come across something that gives me the type of reaction that Tree Man does. I struggle to even talk about Tree Man, let alone look at him. Just the mere mention of his name makes me ears itch. It makes my skin crawl. Just writing this blog is taking a Herculean effort.

But I feel like Tree Man deserves a shout out here for finally getting his weird as Bark Paws fixed.  Now, to be clear, this dude is like JV Tree Man. Real Tree Man is covered head to toe in this shit. All over his face and what not. This guy just had hands and feet. I still wouldnt wish that shit on my worst enemy, I just wanna be clear who the true Tree Man is.

But shout to Abul Bajandar. That gross creepy Indian has been gross out everyone all across the world for like a decade and looks like he finally can use his hands and feed now. Sort of a bittersweet moment for Internet Legends. Like finding out there’s no Santa Claus.