Happy Memorial Day Weekend From Known Traveler Walt "Clyde" Frazier
Look at Eyewitness News disrespect Clyde by painting him with the “traveler” brush. Dude is an NBA icon, a fashion icon, and (in my eyes) a sexual icon. You don’t wear a zebra print shirt that on a humid Memorial Day weekend Friday if you aren’t about to run wild as the rooster in a hen house somewhere. Clyde Frazier, still blazing hot all these years later. And not being able to hear what word he rhymed with rejuvenation has given me the bluest balls ever. We also know that the true Knicks traveler is forever Lou Amundson (not Patrick Ewing because we don’t speak ill of him around here anymore).
Clyde Suit Rating: Always ready to pick up and travel, then take your girl and drop his gavel.
And speaking of hot sex, look at two of the Porzingis brothers just dropping a sex bomb on everyone’s head from my second homeland. I don’t even know how I would handle an MFK between those two and Clyde. Just let me marry all three. And don’t let your girl look directly at this picture or else she will become pregnant instantly.