God Bless The Person That Figured Out The Exact Date The Monstars Vs. Tune Squad Game From Space Jam Took Place
We currently are living in a time of journalistic unrest in this country. Mainstream media is being called Fake News. NBA stars are being outed as a double agents trying to twist the facts on Twitter. And someone even had the gaul to say Barstool Sports is trying to become a respected, professional multimedia outlet.
But finally we have the kind of hard hitting investigative journalism that can stop the bleeding for a little bit. For all the Scott Templetons of this world, we still have a few Gus Hayneses and Alma Guitierezzes busting their asses. ESPN lied yet again and this guy kept them to the journalistic standard any Worldwide Leader should be held to. Sure he had to black out his government name in this post, but that’s probably because you cannot trust anybody in this time of misinformation. However this guy’s reddit handle is Georgie Washington and we all know he never told a lie. Dude just grinded his dick off, crunched the numbers, filtered the facts, and gave the world the answer to the question that has bothered us for years. That’s the kind of stuff that gets you inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame. Okay that’s a bad example because I’m pretty sure they will induct you into Springfield with a generous donation. But Georgie Washington deserves at least a Pulitzer for this. March 5th is now a date that will live in infamy thanks to this old Facebook response that for some reason went viral on Reddit today and would have warranted a VERY IMPORTANT THREAD tweet on Twitter with that shouting motherfucker emoji. The date that two American institutions overcame an alien invasion is finally known. And for an occasion this glorious, the only way to celebrate is to listen to the greatest movie soundtrack of all-time, which is an honor that happens to belong to Space Jam.