Francesa In Awe Of Last Night's Cespedes Bomb

Last night’s bomb from Cespedes was the hardest hit ball I’ve ever seen, OK? And I’ve been watching baseball for over 25 yeahs.

As soon as the count ran 2-0, 2-1 in that at bat I legit knew he was going big fly. I was yelling it out to everyone in my section (amongst other things last night) that Yo was blasting that one to the moon. Only I was incorrect. That ball went well past the Moon. Went right past Mars, through Jupiter, around Saturn and landed on planet Yoenis. The hardest hit ball I’ve ever seen. Exit velocity 400 kilometers per second. Numbah One hadnt seen a ball crushed like that since The Mick hit one 565 feet. And the icing on the cake was the Bat Flip:

Swagger on a hundred trillion zillion. Like a gigantic Fuck You to Don Mattingly and the Dodgers. The best revenge is turning on shitty fastballs, putting them in the second deck, and tossing your murder weapon aside like a motherfuckin boss. Oh and then dressing like a rock star and blasting nips in the post game:

Gangsta shit.

Enawmous night from Yo. Enawmous night from TdA. Enawmous night from Curtis. Lucky fucking night for Matt Harvey, but a win is a win in the playoffs. Time to beat up on CLAYTON and finish the job.

Mets in 4.