Elementary School Principal In Trouble For Referring To Female Teachers As "Vaginas On Fire"

ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. —Two Orange County principals are facing backlash after 9 Investigates uncovered text messages they shared referring to female teachers under their supervision as “Vaginas on fire.” “Well it sounds like sexual harassment,” said Teacher’s Union President Diana Moore. “I think that creates a very hostile environment for the employees at that school.” The text was sent by Assistant Principal Scott Peters to Principal Daniel Merchant at Dr. Phillips Elementary School in September. “The teachers are very concerned about it,” Moore said.  The scandal became known around campus as “textgate” and led to an investigation by Orange County Public Schools. The investigation file is hundreds of pages long. District leaders turned over the documents after WFTV’s lawyers got involved. Documents revealed Merchant, who has previous write-ups in his personnel file, was issued a written reprimand. Peters was given the same punishment. A parent of two girls at the school said the punishment was too lax. “It should be more severe,” said parent Brian Fernandes. Channel 9 was not able to reach Peters for comment. The school district said it couldn’t comment on personnel matters. It’s still unclear what the teachers were upset about that led to the principal using those words in the text message.

First of all, how about this clown news reporter pulling a Schefty?

“Actually guys I knew about this story way before anybody did, is just coming out now.” Congratulations bro. Now pipe down about your inside sources to goddam elementary school drama, check your bow tie at the door, and lets here about these fiery vaginas.

As far as this quote un-quote scandal here, I think we have to use the old “its not offensive if its true.” If a racist joke is funny, its not racist. If a stereotype is dead on, its not offensive. And if you describe a bunch of chicks exactly as they are, then you cant get in trouble for it. I personally cant think of a better description of women in this situation. When women are all fired up and emotional and arguing and acting completely irrational, sometimes I have to wonder if there vaginas are literally on fire. When they get all worked up about dumb shit I start checking to see if smoke is coming out of the top of their pants. Like maybe their legs rubbed together and the friction lit their thong on fire and now theres a small 1 alarm blaze housed in their vaginas. Sometimes that seems like the only logical explanation for women acting crazy.

So I’m sure this dude was sitting in some sort of teachers meeting and the women were arguing about gluten free school lunches or some shit. Things got so out of hand that this principal texted his buddies like “Dont worry about the meeting. All the vaginas are on fire again. I’m calling the fire department now to come put them out. When the fires are out we can get down to business.”

I guess ultimately my question is, ladies am I wrong? Are your vaginas fireproof? Lined with asbestos or something? Because if there arent fires inside your pussies then you guys really truly are nuts.