Dude Tasers His Girlfriend After Finding Out She Cheated On Him

I was all set to chalk one up for the fellas on this one. Like “You wanna cheat on me? Then you’re getting electrocuted!” But after watching it, its kinda hard to back this guy up. When a defenseless chick is like screaming in pain as she gets tasered and everyone watches its pretty fucking terrible. To be honest if you’re a dude and you take a break up this poorly you’re a goddam loser. Yea, I know it sucks to be cheated on. I know its a major blow to your ego and confidence and shit. But you know whats a lot better than sitting around sulking or trying to electrocute your ex girlfriend? Banging a bunch of new chicks. Being a single dude again. Doing whatever you want with zero repercussions. A girl cheating on you is just the universe’s way of making you single again. Its like Fate decided you were a good enough person and deserved to be single again but you’re so stupid you allow yourself to be stuck in this shitty monogamous relationship and they needed to intervene. When a chick fucks another dude behind your back, Fat has given you the gift of freedom again. Thats all.

So stop electrocuting people and go enjoy life again. Fat girls and hot girls and slutty girls and everything in between. So much better than catching a case for assault with a deadly weapon.

PS – When you’re running around tasering people you dont get to drop the “DONT TOUCH ME! DONT PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME!” line.