Dude Poses As Foot Doctor Student To Suck Toes At Walmart

MARCH 20–Police are searching for a man who posed as a podiatry student and sucked the toes of a woman trying on shoes at a Walmart in North Carolina. The suspect, seen in the above store surveillance photo, approached the 35-year-old victim Monday morning inside a store in Lincolnton, a city about 40 miles northwest of Charlotte.   Claiming to be a podiatry student, the man struck up a conversation with the victim and “talks [her] into trying on several pair of shoes in the shoe department,” according to police. “At one point the suspect took the victim’s foot, put it into his mouth and sucked the victim’s toes,” cops added. The suspect, a black male wearing a sweater and tan pants, departed the Walmart after the woman extricated her toes from his clutch. Lincolnton Police Department officers have asked anyone who recognizes the suspect (or has details about the toe sucking) to call cops or Crime Stoppers. Information leading to the man’s arrest could result in a reward of up to $1000.

Lets get one thing clear – if you end up getting your toes sucked at a department store, that shit is your fault. This isn’t some serial groper running around the store grabbing asses against your will or something like that. This isn’t like forcible sexual assault. You took your shoes and your socks off and let someone put your toes in their mouth. This happened a couple years ago when a guy pretended to be a producer from America’s Funniest Home Videos and said he was sucking toes for a “prank.” This time around its a guy saying he’s a foot doctor helping chicks try on shoes. If you fall for that shit and end up with some creep blowing your toes thats on you. Thats your bad. Everyone is responsible for their own feet. Very, very easy to go through your entire life not getting your toes sucked if you don’t want to get your toes sucked. If you fail at that, thats your problem.