Draymond Green Was Back To "Mistakenly" Kicking Opponents Again Last Night

Great work by Draymond finding a loop hole in the NBA’s new “Draymond Green Rule” AKA incidental groin hitting rule. If you “mistakenly” go Chun Li on somebody’s face, the refs will have a tough time blowing a whistle since there is no actual rule named after Draymond for incidental kicks to the dome (yet). Sure I bet Draymond would love to be grinding people’s nuts into a fine paste. But this is a new league with new rules. And while I’m over here playing picking apart the rulebook like some nerd, Draymond continues to act like a motherfucker while cashing big checks and breaking big dicks in the NBA. Advantage: Draymond.

Also fantastic work by the Trailblazers Twitter handle. NBA Twitter’s becoming fully operational again may be the best actual part of the NBA’s return, and the NBA is awesome.