Donald Trump Will Live Tweet The Democratic Debate Tonight
The Week – Donald Trump got up extra early on Tuesday to let everyone know he is ready to save the first Democratic debate of the 2016 presidential election. CNN is already bracing for tonight’s ratings to be a fraction of the record-breaking Republican debate’s, with experts saying the relatively small Democratic primary field and lack of a reality TV star in the running make the event less of a draw. He added in a second tweet that CNN ought to be informed that it’s not the “Democratic Debate, rather the Democrat (s) D!”
Well you can just shut down twitter for the night. I can kick my feet up, watch the ballgame, and know that the Live Tweeting of the Democratic Debate is in good hands. Nobody else on Twitter should even bother covering the debate. All your witty quips and jokes are rendered meaningless. Trump just threw his Twitter dick on the table and took over the whole show. All your retweets are belong to us!
As my esteemed colleague Clem points out, this might be the first time we’re live tweeting a guy who’s live tweeting. I mean Lord knows the Democratic debate is gonna be such a goddam snooze there’s really not gonna be much to say. Like trying to live tweet paint drying. The debate tonight will be about as funny and entertaining as your grandmother’s funeral. But Trump giving his commentary about how much it sucks? Going to be fucking electric. I’m just imagine an internet/Twitter version of this scene from How High:
Hillary Clinton you old pants suit wearin muhfucker! GET EM. You old botox in your face owl lookin muhfucker! GET EM! You old I get nothin but sloppy seconds from my own husband ass muhfucka! GET EMMMMM!! Gonna be an absolute bloodbath.
And its a BRILLIANT move by the Donald. Just hijack the entire debate. Its supposed to be all eyes on the Democrats for a night for a change, and all the talk is gonna be about Trump. He’s a goddam renegade.
