Donald Trump Goes In To Kiss Little Girl And Gets DENIED

Hey Donnie maybe you’re taking this “young girls” thing a little too far huh? Trump probably asked for her number too. Maybe even offered to buy her beer. Dude almost took a bite of her. We get it, guy. Lets relax.

And how about every politician cools it with the kissing? I know thats kind of a thing. “Shaking hands and kissing babies” is the old political adage. But can we take a step back and think about that? Pretty fuckin weird no? I wouldnt want some 70 year old man kissing Shea. Wouldnt want some 70 year old woman either. Doesnt matter if its a person I support or dont support. I just dont want some strange ass politician picking up my kid and kissing her. So I think this should be a PSA on PDA – if you’re a wrinkly old politician dont touch anybody.

Unless you’re Cool Joe Biden. Then go nuts, Joey.