Do You Prefer Your Girlfriend Faking Orgasms Or Telling You To "Tap Out?"
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Girl called in this week and had a pretty straight forward question – is there any honor in telling a guy to tap out? To just give up? Or should she fake it every time she knows its not happening? Its one of those things where you’re probably just reinforcing bad habits. You’re only make things worse for yourself and for his sex game in the long run if youre faking Os while he’s doing shitty sex. But the flip side is that tapping him on the shoulders and being like “Hey babe, its not happening” is probably going to shatter his self confidence. Like if you ever wanna see his dick get hard again, you probably shouldnt tell him mid stroke that hes a sexual failure.
But by the same token I can understand where faking it must be really annoying, and like I said you’re never gonna get off if you’re not honest with him about how to get the job done. So my proposal is pretty straight forward – if you need to put an end to the session because you know its not gonna happen, and you dont want to fake it, but you dont want hurt his feelings either, just bend over and tell him to whack it from behind. That will pretty much give him the signal that its time to wrap up and if you say some magic words or put your hands or fingers in the right place its pretty much gonna teleport you right to the finish line. No acting, no hurting anybody’s feelings, and you can put an end to your pointless sex and get on with your day.
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