Deer Absolutely Blindsides A Guy As He Gets Out Of A Truck

Nothing like some slapstick comedy to get us through the stretch run of this Monday afternoon. If you watch that video on loop enough times, you basically get David Carr’s entire Texans career. But I feel like there is something missing. Lets see that video again in instant replay, except with funnier music playing.

Perfect.

And while we can all laugh at this dude getting steamrolled by what appeared to be an Under Smoke blitz from Madden, nobody can deny that there’s a war going on outside no man is safe from. It don’t matter if you three feet or eight-one. After years of taking them out via automobile, gun, or old fashioned bow and arrow, the deer are finally striking back.

They are bringing the fight to the street

To the mall

To the gym

And even to the cross country track or course or whatever you weirdos that can run more than 20 feet without getting winded call it

Head on a swivel, people. You aren’t safe if you make it through your United Airlines flight without getting JACKED. UP. Now you must have eyes in the back of your head all the way until you close and lock your front door.