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Dana From Homeland Is In A New Movie As A Coke Fueled Teenager Called "White Girl" - NSFW

They are calling this the new “Kids.” If you’ve never seen Kids, dont. What a fucked up movie that is. I’m pretty sure its critically acclaimed and considered bold for tackling the subject matter it did, but I saw that movie probably when I was like 13 years old and some of that shit is permanently burned into my brain. I’m all set with beating people to death and pre-teens getting AIDS, thanks.

I doubt this movie goes as hard as Kids did but it seems pretty intense. Brody would NOT be happy with his little girl running around banging Latino coke dealers. Its like she ran away with that kid from the psyche ward in Season 3 (in what was the single most non sensical, terrible story line since Landry killed that guy on Friday Night Lights) and kept right on going until she hit New York City. Dyed her hand blonde, started fucking a Puerto Rican and doing some yip and stopped caring about her terrorist dad and her mom who bizarrely called her husband by his last name. At the very least this character has to be more entertaining than Dana was.

PS – even though shes 21 in weirds me out to see her in sex scenes.