Daily Mail - February 26th: Spain Bans Drunk Walking, Santa Claus Is Real And Violent

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I feel like I’m on an entirely different planet after doing Daily Mail today. Santa Claus is now real, De Blasio is literally allowing old men rabbis to put baby dicks in their mouth, you can get in trouble for drunk walking, people living to be 142 years old. All fucking bananaland stuff. The only thing that makes sense today is that Patrick Swayze is awesome. That will hold true for today, tomorrow, and all time.

PS – The rabbis sucking the blood after circumcision is truly one of the most fucked up, disgusting, baffling things I have ever come across. Give herpes to newborns first, ask questions later. What the FUCK is this city doing?