Dad Interrogates His Kids On Who Cut The Family Dog's Hair

For any Stoolie fathers out there, this is gold. I know the Podfathers all loved this dad going District Attorney all over his kids asses, and anybody else who’s got a couple rugrats give the family dog a mohawk or causing some other sort of pure chaos at home can appreciate this video.

I knew it was Libby the second she ran out of the camera shot. Little bit of a guilty conscience, eh Libby? Oh and next time you’re accused of a crime you might want to lawyer up. First thing the lawyer will tell you to do is not burst into tears and hysterically kick the car seat in front of you denying you did it because that absolutely SCREAMS guilty. Dummy.

And clearly her brother didnt do it. And thats not because he’s some angel, but because he clearly knows his shit. Making up all sorts of CSI words. Saying the fingerprints are “dynolic?” “Dynalic?” Explaining what sort of equipment you need to trace fingerprints? I dunno what that kid is talking about but it sounds like he knows how to cover his tracks. Forget about who shaved Piper’s hair, any kid that can weasel his way through an interrogation like that may have murdered some people and got away with it.

So God bless this father. He’s got his hands full. One little girl who’s shaving the family dog and a son who may or may not be the Zodiac Killer. Luckily I think he’s well equipped to handle them. Judging by his interrogation, intimidation, and deceitful tactics used to coerce a confession, I’d say he knows what he’s doing to keep these little monsters in check. Its Piper that we need to send all our thoughts and prayers. She’s got a rough road ahead of her with Libby The Barber.

PS – I absolutely thought the dog’s name was Popper. Thats just a fantastic accent on this dude.