Curtis Granderson Takes His "WeFollowLucasDuda" Stalking To The Next Level

Mets fans have been following wefollowlucasduda on IG for a while now. It’s oddly fascinating. I don’t know why. Watching Lucas Duda in the wild is like watching the Nat Geo channel. It’s like watching this giant ogre with a questionable haircut lumber around life. It’s always been on the team plane or in the locker room or in the weight room.

But now your boy Grandy has taken things to the next level. iPhones and fucking IPADS in the dugout. Next Curtis is gonna have lighting and green screens set up in the dugout. Filming that Avatar Duda like he was Jim Cameron. Mid game filming Duda Dongs making sure he catches that weirdo on camera. I guess when you’ve won 9 of 11 and you’ve hit like 26 home runs in 8 games (I don’t check facts) you can do that shit. If Granderson had his phone out in the dugout week 1 of the season you can bet your bottom dollar fans would be calling for trades and suspensions. When it’s in the middle of a winning streak demolishing the worst teams in baseball, it’s like “HA! He’s following Lucas Duda! This is great!”