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Ciara Is Afraid Future Is Going To Murder Russell Wilson

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TMZ – Ciara just filed legal docs in her defamation lawsuit against baby daddy Future, in which she lays out various threats Future has made. In particular, she notes the football emojis with guns pointing in their direction … which Future posted a while back. She also makes mention of the song he dropped last month, in which he says, “Tryna f*** my baby mama, dog what’s up with you? You gon’ make me get that heat, I’m pulling up on you.” The singer calls Future’s conduct, “frightening” and “socially irresponsible … where there has been a recent rash of gun violence.” Ciara believes the threat is real, but she doesn’t explain what this has to do with her defamation case.

This love triangle always cracks me up. Its the weirdest threesome I can think of. There’s King Goober Russell Wilson, who, despite being a Super Bowl MVP, is still the biggest dork in the world because hes a virgin and corny religion freak. He’s raising the child of Future, the pill popping lean drinking borderline illiterate rapper. And the woman in the middle is Ciara who is smoking hot but I cant shake the thought of her being a hermaphrodite after that urban legend went wild when she first came out. I mean you’d be hard pressed to find a more bizarre trio.

But this is just the worst look for Russell Wilson. Just in general, I feel like this whole saga has always made him look like the dork. Future was the dude who fucked Ciara’s brains out. The thugged out rapper who pulled the hair, smacked the ass, and treated her like one of his groupie hoes. Ciara probably lived out all her fantasies with that dude as they did drugs and fucked all night long. And then she grew up a little bit and decided she wanted to settle down with the “safe” guy. She needed a man to raise her kids and treat her with respect so she did a complete 180 and settled down with the Sunday School Teacher. Giving him hand jobs and nothing more. Getting more satisfaction from her shower head than her man. Its like that movie Daddy’s Home – he’s Will Ferrell and Future is Mark Wahlberg. And now to take it to the next level she’s publicly saying shes afraid Future is gonna murder him. Guy is a fucking professional football player! There shouldnt be any scenario where an NFL champion is worried for his safety like this. Just ultra emasculating when your girl says her ex is gonna murder you. Nothing will make you look like a bigger pussy than your girl fearing for your safety like that.

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PS – Future would be crazy to murder that dude. He’s raising your kid for you man. Doing all the dirty work. Thats a gift from heaven. Definitely do not murder that guy.