Chris Christie ROCKIN Out To Springsteen Last Night

You know what? Its been a rough go for Chris Christie. In a few short years he went from GOP front runner to Donald Trump’s captive. His political career plummeted after Bridgegate. His FUPA looks bigger than ever. Only guy who looks like hes getting fatter after lap band surgery. And he was reduced to nothing but background decoration for Donald Trump at his rallies.

So he deserves this. Chris Christie deserves a night with The Boss. He deserves a night to cut loose. Pump his fist. Wiggle those Weeble hips. Giggle that FUPA. Rock out those air drums. When he’s out in the street WHOA OH OH OH OHHHHH! He walks the way he wants to walk! Dance like Donald isnt watching!

My only thing is still showing up in a suit and tie. Chris Christie has gotta put away that uniform for the night. Those pants pulled up to his nipples and his tie hanging down to his knees is just such an absurd look. He looks like a fat grandfather clock with that tie tick-tocking over his belly. You’re at a Springsteen concert, Chris. Toss on a Stone Pony t shirt and rock out like you’re on the Boardwalk, pal.

PS – Only dude who rocked harder than Christie was this guy