Chris Christie Had The NERVE To Make Fun Of Ben McAdoo's Haircut This Morning
NJ.com- It sounds like Chris Christie is still stinging from watching the Dallas Cowboys lose for a second time this season to the Giants. On Tuesday morning, the New Jersey Governor, a Cowboys fan, made another guest co-hosting appearance on WFAN’s Boomer and Carton. As Craig Carton opened the show with NFL talk, the conversation turned to the Giants’ 10-7 victory over the Cowboys on Sunday night, Dallas’ possible quarterback controversy and the Giants’ hopes for a postseason berth.
Christie couldn’t hold back in using Giants success to take a shot at head coach Ben McAdoo’s appearance. “Do you think Ben McAdoo will get a real haircut if they make the playoffs?” When Carton tried to deflect from McAdoo by mentioning the hairstyle of Raiders owner Mark Davis, Christie — a guy who probably should think twice before attacking someone else’s appearance — dug deeper. “That bar is really low,” Christie said. “At least you don’t have to see Mark Davis every week on the sideline every week. That McAdoo haircut and cheesy mustache …”
Take a look at the Round Mound of Bridge Shut Down throwing shade at the 2016 Rookie Head Coach Of The Year right after said coach beat his Cowboys yet again. Sad!
Now listen, if you have a FUPA, you shouldn’t probably rail on another man’s appearance. That’s just a good rule of thumb to abide by. Trust me, I know. And if you were just cucked out of the cabinet position you wanted by the POTUS-elect after months of having his proverbial dick in your mouth, you should probably avoid nitpicking other leaders of men. Especially ones that has put your team in his likely JC Penney brand pants’ back pocket every time he has coached against them this year.
Plus does this look like the face of a guy you want to mess with?
That looks like the face of a guy that will chop your football team and/or your family into little bits. That’s the face of a man that uses videos of lions mauling their trainers and dogs attacking their owner to rile up his football team. That’s the face of a man that is undefeated against the sun AND the Cowboys this year. That’s the face of a man you do not fuck with. You see that face walking down the street, you cross to the other side and hope it doesn’t follow.
Then again, as much as I want to hate Chris Christie for these comments, I honestly can’t blame him. He’s following the Dallas Cowboys Fan Handbook to a tee. First you root for the Cowboys despite growing up nowhere near Dallas because they were good during your formative years. Then you go radio dark when the team isn’t in the top half or so of the NFL for a while. And then once the Cowboys are again competitive, you start talking shit like Lane Kiffin. Truly textbook stuff here by New Jersey’s least favorite governor.
Be more of a sellout pussy Cowboys fan from New Jersey, Chris. You can’t. Get those grubby little hot dog hands off of my team’s trophy.
Gotta keep the collectible Super Bowl souvenir cup too!
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And now your Moment of Chris.
h/t Mike