Chick Is Angry Because People Said That She Had Sex With Leonardo Dicaprio

NY Post – Beautiful Brazilian-born actress Greice Santo is furious that she was named one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s p?-?-?sy posse, when all she was trying to do was pitch the star a movie project. Santo, the wife of pro gambler and FBI informant R.J. Cipriani, spent two evenings with DiCaprio before Christmas as part of a group of women invited by promoter Andrei Gillott. But when she was named as one of DiCaprio’s companions in this column, she texted to Gillott: “I’ve seen something in the press about me being part of Leo’s p?-?-?sy posse. I really don’t appreciate that!” The movie is about her husband and how he brought down an international drug and gambling ring led by former USC football player Owen Hanson, who pleaded guilty earlier this month and faces at least 20 years in prison. Santo texted Gillott that she only accepted his invite because she wanted to persuade DiCaprio to play her husband in the movie.

Gillott wrote back, “I would never have even allowed you to come if I thought there was a chance that [pitching a movie] was what you were going to do .?.?. You do not go to a dinner among friends and then try and use someone for your own benefit. It is not the time or place to do that.”

Fearing that Santo might go to the press, Gillott warned, “If you try and get something else printed, it is going to backfire on you .?.?. Major talent agents will blackball you. Studios too.”

Santo replied: “So now you are going to threaten me?”

“I’m not threatening you. I’m explaining how this town works,” wrote Gillott, whose father, Nick, has produced 27 movies.

Alright first thing’s first – this chick is not a “member” of the Pussy Posse. She may have been a conquest of the Pussy Posse. But shes not a member. Leo’s Pussy Posse is Tobey Maguire, Kevin Connolly, David Blaine’s weird ass, and a couple other nobodies. The Pussy Posse is not people that Leo has sex with.  That group is simply known as “women.” Women everywhere. All of them. Thats who Leo has sex with.

Second thing – how about this chick’s husband??? Pro Gambler and FBI informant and looks like this?

What a LOSER this dude is.

Which brings us to number three. 1 + 2 = 3) Leo definitely banged this chick. Allegedly. If they didnt have sex, its because Leo didnt want to. It was just a matter of whether or not he went after it. You dont spend multiple nights with Leo as a smokeshow Brazilian and not have sex with him. ESPECIALLY if you’re looking for a favor. Add those all up and that means Dicaprio Sex. It just does. Its just a fact. Allegedly.

So girls for the 50 millionth time, if you’re seen out with Leonardo Dicaprio, just understand and recognize that the press is going to say that you’re having sex with him. Its just the way it goes. And as a matter of fact you should be flattered by it because it means that you’re hot enough that Leo would fuck you.