Brandon Marshall Says He Loves Antiques - Especially His Old Doctor's Bag - But He Will Skip London's Antique Festival This Weekend To Prepare For The Game

Oh well thank you very much Brandon! Appreciate you skipping the ANTIQUE FESTIVAL for football preparation. For real this is one of the more ridiculous quotes I’ve ever heard come out of a football press conference. B Marsh talking about his Old Doctors Bag. Riveting stuff. He’s like a real life Ron Burgundy. Trying to seem smart by having nice things. “I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany!” Look at my antique collection! I’m smart! I’m cultured! I swear!

Lets focus on not lateraling the ball like its backyard football with your buddies and then after we smoke the Dolphins you can go buy all the antiques you want, Brandon. Fuck I’ll buy some for you. We’ll hit up some vintage apothecary spots. Watch Antique Roadshow. Whatever you want. Just go catch a couple TDs. Lets just make sure we keep our priorities straight:

1) NFL Today/future broadcasting career

2) Football

3) Antique collection.

As long as we keep those in order, we’ll be fine.