Bag Of Goddam Snakes On The F Train

Gothamist – This photo and video (below) were sent to us by commuter Hiram Becker, who remarks, “I was riding the F train on Sunday afternoon from the 7th and 9th street stop in Park Slope toward Long Island City. I had my headphones on and wasn’t paying attention at first to why the bench wasn’t being occupied. Just thought, oh, that dude left his backpack there. Then I went to sit down and noticed he had some snakes.”

Insert Samuel L. Jackson quote here!

I’ll deal with the homeless. I’ll deal with the breakdancers. The candy sellers. The junkies.

I’ll deal with all of that.

I won’t deal with a bag unattended snakes. I just wont do it. I draw the line at fucking snakes. Riding the subway is a top 1 terrible experience before you factor in anacondas. The Asians pushing their way through the doors are bad enough when you arent created by a bag of motherfucking boa constrictors. And how about all those people just hanging out in close proximity to that bag of death? Absolute goddam maniacs. What kinda sick fucks just sit near a ticking time bomb like that. Have you ever seen like one fucking movie with snakes? Have you seen one youtube video? Whole car is lucky they werent eaten and then thrown up like that antelope.

Bottom line, if Indiana Jones is out on snakes, so is your boy