Apparently Driving Drunk To An Orgy With Your Kid In The Car And Stripping In Front Of The Kids Of The Other People In The Orgy Is Frowned Upon In Pennsylvania
PIX11- A Pennsylvania mom has been arrested after police say she drove drunk with her young son in the car on her way to an orgy to have sex with three people, according to KDKA.
Police responded to a domestic call and were told that the mother had driven drunk to the home where she intended to engage in a sexual foursome. An argument erupted after the mother and another woman began shouting at each other because she started to strip in front of the other woman’s child, a witness told the cops.
Police didn’t release his age, and say the boy’s now in his father’s custody.
Heather Young, 34, was arrested and faces charges including DUI, assault, indecent exposure, reckless endangerment and public drunkenness.
I love the honor among orgy participants. Driving drunk with a young kid in the car = OK. Starting to strip for a foursome while kids are in the room = muy mal. I have had a hard enough time finding a person willing to have a twosome with me, let alone the nerve to be naked around 3 other people and their kids. So what I’m trying to say is keep doing you, Heather Young. As a player, you gotta play, play, play while the haters gonna hate, hate, hate.
Also, this chick is exactly what Jonna from The Challenge will look like in 10 years if she ever stops being a pseudo-homeless person and can start eating 3 warm meals a day.
And just because…