Victor Cruz Said The Reason He Sucked Last Season Is Because The Giants Purposely Avoided Giving Him The Ball So They Could Cut Him

Really interesting stuff from Victor’s appearance on yesterday’s Breakfast Club. I could have sworn that the reason he didn’t get the ball much last year was because he was slow as fuck and clearly the worst receiver on the field for most of the time Benny ran 3 WR formations. Turns out I wasn’t watching the All-22 tape or some shit because it was apparently all a good old fashioned railroading by Big Blue so us fans didn’t get upset. Why would the Giants want to win games when they could instead make a player that everyone was rooting for the entire time through his comeback bad? Typical Giants, right? Getting blackballed makes a ton more sense than a receiver many thought was toast never getting back to full speed after an injury that has killed careers. And I guess the other 31 teams aren’t watching that All-22 tape of Victor running around wide open either since Cruz is still a free agent. At least he looked like the cool veteran when he was dressed up differently than the rest of the Boat Boyz on that trip to Miami. I believe Vince Lombardi was the coach that once said you can’t teach cool.

I just wish Vic put Eli’s name on it since nothing is better than a scorned Eli. Scorned Eli is like Forrest Gump after somebody hurts Jenny. It’s clobberin’ time. Tiki came at New York’s football prince and all that has happened since that day was Eli’s hand getting two rings on them while Tiki’s broadcasting dreams became Michael Strahan’s reality by proxy or osmosis or some black magic voodoo (Eli is from Louisiana…)