A List Of Players That Have Less RBIs Than Bartolo Colon
Pipes like The Rock. A gut like Yokozuna. The face of a Greek God. And more RBI than Robinson Cano. He is…
BIG SEXY.
I saw a stat the other day that he’s the second most talked about baseball player on social media. The MLB Network put it up. It was like 29% of all social media posts mentioned Mike Trout, clocking in at number 2 at like 26% of the posts was Tolo. The fact of the matter is he is the most likable athlete in all of sports. I genuinely mean that. He’s the fattest, oldest, funniest guy in sports right now still getting the job done. He goes out there every night and just throws the same goddam pitch over and over until you look up and there’s another 6 scoreless in the books. And now he swings the stick too. Just RAKING at the plate. He compared his RBI single to Luis Gonzalez’s World Series clinching single off Mariano:
And now he’s in the in the stat books ahead of guys like Robbie Cano and that prick Yadier Molina. There’s nothing Tolo cant do.
Big Sexy for MVP
