A 12 Minute Video Of People Showing Their Nintendo Switch Systems Already Broken Or Full Of Glitches Seems #Bad For Nintendo

Did Nintendo do it again or did Nintendo do it again? And by “it” I mean piss off a ton of video game fans by fucking up a system launch. For those that don’t remember, Nintendo launched the NES Classic in November and they are still almost impossible to find unless you want to pay a dickless scalper at least twice the sticker price for one. And once you did get one, you quickly realized that the controller wires were about the length of a centipede’s dick and had to get extenders or play with your nose on the TV like you did back when you were 6.

But I thought the Switch was going to be different. Granted I didn’t know about the Switch even coming out until the trailer was released. But Nintendo has been doing this for 30-something years and you figured that they would get it right with this one. Nope. This 12 minute video, along with God knows how many other videos less than a week after launching seems like a disaster. Unless finding out what kind of Switch glitch you are going to have is the new version of opening up Pokemon baseball cards. Will you get the system with the high-pitched squeak that makes you want to shove knives in your ears or will your screen just flat out not work. Perhaps you will get a Switch where the game doesn’t load. The touchscreen not working or the screen getting scratched when being looked at hard probably isn’t all be frustrating to someone. And my favorite glitch is the screen where it looks like Peter North is raining liquid ropes on your game of Zelda the entire time.

Hey Nintendo:

Loved this dude vlogging his battle wound though. Still not sure if he is hurt or injured though. Gotta worry about the children too. Won’t somebody please think of the children?!?

Anyway, I am so happy I decided to wait on the Switch and didn’t preorder it on Amazon after becoming obsessed with getting the NES Classic, despite the fact I never have time for video games because I am a washed dad that is exhausted by 8 pm.

Motherfucker!

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