8 Foot 1 Indian Dude Says He Can't Find Love

News.au – LIFE is not always easy at high altitude, as India’s tallest man can attest. At 2.4m tall (8ft 1in) — only 11cm shy of the world record (2.51m, 8ft 3in) — Dharmendra Singh stands head and shoulders above his fellow countrymen and believes he’s struggling to find love because of his colossal height. “In terms of marriage, the main problem is my height. It will be very difficult to find someone who is tall enough for me. I think it is impossible,” Dharmendra, 32, said. “Women are very much interested in me. They talk to me and giggle but I have never met anyone who I could look up to.”  Women trouble aside, Dharmendra’s height has also made it hard for him to find paying work. He said: “Whenever I went for interviews for jobs, people asked how will do the work if I was so tall.” Reluctantly, he took up work as a freak show performer at a local amusement park, where he spends his days in a cage-like structure selling photographs to paying punter for approximately 20c per pop. “After completing my studies, when I could not get a regular job, I got an offer saying that I will be paid (UK) 30 pence per day at the amusement park,” he said. “I charge 10 pence for one picture. Some people pay, some run away without paying. I get hurt when people run away without paying me.” Singh also gets a monthly salary of 10,000 rupees ($A200) which enables him to survive. “With that kind of money, I manage my life,” he added. “I was not very friendly with the children in my neighbourhood and I didn’t make many friends. I have a problem — I can’t make friends. And that holds true for women also.”

I’m so sick of these gigantic lovesick dudes. I’d say once or twice a year ever since I started blogging in 2009 theres a story about some overgrown ogre who says hes looking for love. Its always some 8 foot tall asshole from India or China or some other weird ass place, and they’re always crying about not having a girlfriend. Bro you’re EIGHT FEET TALL. You are a certifiable monster. You are a genetic mutant. You are absolutely, 100% not finding a girlfriend. You know how many completely normal, average sized guys are out there looking for love? Millions. Millions upon millions of completely eligible, normal sized humans are ahead of you on the bachelor list, pal. You work at the circus for 20 cents per picture. The fact that you’re even allowing yourself to think about one day having a girlfriend is just a staggering lack of self awareness.

Bottom line is there are just certain things poor 8 foot tall Indian guys arent going to be able to do, and at the top of that list is having a love life. And you gotta love how he admits it – “I have a problem, I can’t make friends.” Motherfucker, you have a problem, and its that you’re 8 feet tall. Get back to changing lightbulb and taking pictures at the carnival and just forget about a girlfriend, bro.