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5 Minute Sneak Peek Teaser Of Courtney Stodden's Sex Tape Is Out

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KFC5/20/2015 3:10 PM

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TMZ - Courtney Stodden LOVES ice cream — well, parts of her really love ice cream … as the world is about to find out when her sex tape hits the open market today ahead of schedule. TMZ obtained a few screen grabs from “Courtney Uncovered: The Courtney Stodden Sex Tape” — and let’s just say … if you play with ice cream cones in bed, you’re gonna need a bath. The good folks at Vivid Entertainment say fans have been clamoring for the video since finding out it even exists, so they decided to move up the release by a few days.

I hesitated to call this a sex tape. Because this is a solo video. Its just her. Nobody actually fucking her. But then I saw the ice cream cone and I changed my mind. Courtney Stodden sucks the SHIT out of that ice cream cone. She flat out wrecks that cone. Deep throats that vanilla, works that cone, and then wears its sprinkles all over her chest. As far as I’m concerned, that was sex. That cone was her sexual partner. It was more hardcore than anything I’ve done with an actual human female. So yes, this qualifies as a sex tape.

And no, I cannot wait any longer to see the full length feature. I mean, I can. If I wanted to see it right now I could just pay 5 bucks and watch it. But thats ridiculous. So I should rephrase. I cannot wait any longer for this full length feature to leak online for free. We’ve all been creeping on Courtney Stodden since she was like 15. We watched her marry that 60 year old dude. We watched her transform into a plastic monster through her plastic surgery. We’ve basically watched this girl grow up and now its time to watch her fuck an ice cream cone. Its only right.


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