High School Baseball Coach In Hot Water For Making 9 Players Spit On His Face To Teach Them A Lesson For Skipping Practice

Huff Po – A high school baseball coach in Currituck County, North Carolina, has been suspended after he forced his players to spit on him. Justin Hill, who coaches at Currituck County High School, was suspended for one game on April 17, almost two weeks after the spitting incident on April 6, WAVY.comreports. Sources told the station that Hill was angry when nine players skipped practice on Friday, April 3. At the next practice, Hill ordered all the players to spit in his face, which was his way of calling their tardiness disrespectful, according to FayObserver.com. Hill eventually apologized to the team, according to WKBN.com. Neither Hill nor school officials have responded to media inquiries.

Spectacular. This is everything a lunatic high school baseball coach should be. Forcing kids to spit on your face in order to make their figurative disrespect turn literal is such an over the top dramatic, psychotic move that you simply have to respect it. Like a few high school kids skip practice and they’re coach tells them thats disrespectful and what happens? They shake it off, make some half assed fake promise they wont do it again, and never learn the lesson of how disrespectful it is to waste other people’s time. Never learn how disrespectful it is to take someone else’s commitment for granted.

But you make those same 9 kids hock a loogie on your face and they will understand just how much they fucked up. The awkwardness the comes along with a grown man telling you to spit on his face is a punishment and a memory that you will never forget. If you’re going to figuratively spit on coach’s face by skipping practice, then you have to literally spit on his face in order to fully understand your disrespect. I guarantee those kids wont skip practice again.

I also guarantee this baseball coach is about 1 step away from a full blown break down. Like all its gonna take is one more drink at night. Or one of his players gets picked off at 2nd after falling asleep on the base paths. Or an umpire blows an easy call and this dude is going to ERUPT. He’s gonna end up having an aneurysm and throwing a baseball bat at someone. Like the coach in Saving Silverman throwing the first down marker through the referee’s chest:

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Bottom line is if you make teenage kids spit on your face you dont exist in the normal realm of reality. You’re probably an awesome baseball coach and like I said those kids for sure learned their lesson but you will probably eventually end up in a mental institution because you are mentally unstable to a spectacular degree.