2-Year-Old Hulks Up And Saves His Twin Brother That Was Caught Under A Dresser

Look at baby beast mode move that fucking dresser! Holy shit. If that kid was caught under a dresser with only my daughter in the room, it would have been sheets for his ass. No 2-year-old not on the sauce should be able to move a dresser that big. I guess this is the bright side of being a twin. For most of your life you have to look like someone else, have whispers that you may kiss each other on the low, and generally just creep people out a little bit. But at least you have a wingman that can save your life at any given time. I’ve heard of mom strength but never heard of twin strength. But there is no way that kid saves his brother’s life unless they are twins. You have to share the same womb for months in order to have the ability to Hulk the fuck up and lift a dresser off your brother. That’s the shit science can’t explain. It’s like those twins that are separated at birth that end up marrying chicks that look identical to each other. Wild, kinda creepy twin stuff. But at least you have a road dogg for the rest of your life there to help you avoid getting killed doing something dumb.

UPDATE: Right as I blogged this I saw the full video. I should have realized these kids were doing stupid shit like climbing in the dresser before the “life saver” twin pondered if he wanted to be Cain to his brother’s Abel before he realized everything was being recorded and he better use that twin super strength. Just a reminder of how goddamn stupid kids are.