Woman Wants To Divorce Her Husband Because His Dick Is Too Big, Another Win For Average Guys

Metro- Life’s such a trial when you’re well endowed, isn’t it? Or at least it is for one guy whose wife wants a divorce because of his massive penis. Aisha Dannupawa was married to Ali Maizinari for only a week when she decided enough was enough. The mother-of-three sites her husband’s huge member as the sole reason for wanting to leave. The housewife, from Zamfara State in Nigeria, has asked a Sharia court for an annulment. She told the court she got hitched to Ali following the breakdown of her first marriage. But it seems her second was not to be either. She moved into Ali’s parents’ home and the sex was apparently uncomfortable to say the least. According the Nigerian Tribune she told a hearing: ‘When he came, we had sex but the experience was a nightmare. ‘Instead of enjoying the sex, it turned out to be something else, because his penis was too big.’ After their first attempt her mum gave her some medication to help with the pain but apparently the second round was just as painful. She said: ‘Two days later when he came to visit me, we had sex again, but the experience was too much to bear. ‘It was then I knew that I could not continue with the marriage because of the size of his penis.’ Ali did not deny being well-endowed, although he told the court he would only dissolve the union if he got his dowry back.

Ha!  Suckers!  Everything coming up normal-sized dicks lately.  Yesterday Pres blogged about how science came up with the average dick size being 5.16 inches.  Feels good to be right in the sweet spot TBH.  Bigger than the average but not too much bigger.  My dick is nothing to write home about in either direction.  No, “That’s too small” or “That’s too big”  I’m right in the middle.  We’ll call that the No Complaints And No Compliments Zone.  It’s just fine.  It’s just there.  Girls probably forget about me the minute we part ways and that’s just fine with me.  In the words of George Costanza, “I don’t want to be remembered, I want to be forgotten.”  I think thats the best place a person can possibly be if we’re being honest.  Obviously super small is no good and even super big is clearly no good.  This chick wants a divorce over it.  She said it’s painful and uncomfortable and that’s no good at all.  That wouldn’t happen if he was in the NCANC Zone (No Complaints And No Compliments Zone).

So if you’re in the same boat as me and a girl asks you how big your dick is (that would be a pretty forward question but just in case) tell her you fall in the No Complaints And No Compliments Zone.  She’ll know what’s up.