We Had A Good Ol' Fashioned Nip Slip On The Last Episode Of The Bachelor
That would be everyone’s favorite Vanessa on Monday’s episode of The Bachelor. It’s shocking that the nip slip came from her and not Corinne. The upset of the century really. Corinne is the girl popping her top and going TOFTB all the time. Corinne is the girl who wants Nick all up in her platinum vajean. Vanessa is the girl who is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too good for Nick and shouldn’t even be on the show. She’s a classy young lady who knows like 8 languages. She’s the type of girl who I imagine has taken at least 4 trips to Haiti to help the less fortunate. She’s an angel. So for her to be slipping nips on national TV is surprising to say the least. More importantly, I didn’t realize how much I missed nip slips. Nothing made my teenage boner harder than a good ol’ fashioned nip slip. That was in the days before you could stream every kind of porn on the internet. A more innocent time. You’d see a “BRITNEY SPEARS NIP SLIP ALERT!” headline and click it right away and get 4,000 pop up viruses. Those were the days.
h/t jared