Water Skiing Dude Gets Hit Right In The Dick By An Angry Fish

Bullseye. That fish had to have the 8 Mile theme song playing in his head when that happened. That’s a once in a lifetime opportunity for a fish. You only get one shot. A fish waits its whole life for a moment like that. He nailed. Hit the dude right in the dick. I have to imagine fish hate humans with the heat of a billion suns. We’re constantly shoving metal hooks in their mouths, ripping out heir guts, tossing them on grills, eating them and turning them into human shit. It’s really a one sided war. Not only that but we use their home as our personal recreation area. Just zooming jet skis and boats and shit right through their living rooms. It was only a matter of time before they took matters into their own hands and struck back. Hence smacking that guy straight in the dick. Schools of fish will be talking about that moment for centuries to come.