Can I kick it? Yes you can! Can I kick it? Yes you can! Somebody get Jimmy Iovine or Shawn Carter on the phone and get this guy signed to a major label. The “not too hot like the rockets we blast off” line caused me to react like I just saw Skip To My Lou break somebody’s ankles at Rucker Park. Gotta love that. Just a feel good video. Little girl breaks her leg, probably super bummed about it and then Notorious B.I.G. of the emergency room comes flying in out of nowhere with a masterful rap to cheer her up. Good on you, sir. I guess I just have one question: Do they only do this for kids? Like if that were an adult sitting there would he be doing the same thing? I’m not saying I want this guy to rap to me if I ever get injured, but I want this guy to rap to me if I ever get injured. What’s their policy on rapping to a guy who may or may not have health insurance? We can cross that bridge when we come to it. If by some scientific miracle I break one of my cankles some day I want this guy to come in and tell me everything’s going to be okay. I will purposely break a bone in my body if I’m guaranteed a rap song.
He should treat the camerawoman for Parkinson’s. What a rap that would be.
My legs just fell asleep and I can’t get off the toilet.
should I start watching hockey? I like the NFL and NBA but never made it to NHL.
I had to get a cyst removed above my ass crack in high school, really could have used a rap about that. “That cyst on ur ass is the reason you don’t get laid, I’m gonna remove it and then get paid”
not sure if someone has said this already…but i really need a blog that reveals the boob and coffee mogul drew..#revealdrew
Rapping is NOT a skill. It’s a disease.
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