Tiger Withdraws From A Press Conference On Doctor's Orders.......Wait What?

Stop. Just stop doing whatever you’re doing, Tiger. Jesus Christ. Stop releasing statements. It’s never good. This is the most laughable one yet BY FAR. I’m the biggest Tiger dick sucker in the world (shoutout to Rachel Uchitel though) and even I can’t deny how ridiculous this is. What happened to this just being about back spasms in Dubai and he’d be fine in no time? Instead now he’s so hurt that he can’t even sit in front of the media and take questions? Pretty crazy imo. Oh and he also for sure doesn’t want to sit in front of reporters who are just gonna pepper him with the same, “So are you healthy? ” and “So when are you gonna play again?” questions. That’s what this is about clearly. That part I actually get. That obligation when your comeback is spiraling outta control would be hella frustrating. But to back out of a press conference for those reasons is only gonna make things sooooo much worse. I don’t know how we got here but we are now at the point where Tiger Woods is withdrawing not only from tournaments cause of injury but also from press conference cause of injury. Doctor’s orders! I need a drink.

By the way, a new episode of Fore Play is up now with guest Michael Breed from Golf Channel. Awesome guest. Tons of energy. Download on iTunes or PodcastOne