This Lady Dubbed The "Ice Cream Killer" Is Apparently So Dangerous She's Being Sent To An All-Male Prison
DR- A sick, female murderer dubbed the ‘ice cream killer’ is so dangerous she will be housed in a male prison. Estibaliz Carranza took the lives of both her former husband and her lover when they failed to get her pregnant. She killed the two ice cream men, before cutting them into pieces with a chainsaw and hiding them in one of her freezers, using air fresheners to hide the smell. Carranza told questioning neighbours that the sound of the chainsaw she was using to chop up the bodies was actually a new type of ice cream machine. She was sentenced to life imprisonment, and is now being moved from her prison in Schwarzau, 50 miles away to a special centre in Asten near the city of Linz in Austria. She is being moved to a state-of-the-art prison that already contains 91 men – with 13 more female inmates soon set to follow in her footsteps.
I’m very aroused by this. I don’t love the part of me that’s attracted to a decent-looking chick who killed and cut up her former boyfriends and stored them in a freezer but that part of me is there. It just is. I bet it’s there for you, too. We’re in the trust tree. Somewhere in our stupid male brains we can find a women attractive regardless of what horrible things she’s done.
This part especially revved my engine
Estibaliz Carranza took the lives of both her former husband and her lover when they failed to get her pregnant.
My stupid male brain is like, “I’ll step up to the plate. I can get this chick pregnant. I swear to fucking god I can. I have the super sperm that those last two dead guys don’t have. Give me one shot.” Again, I don’t love that part of me but it is undeniably there.
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As far as her going to an all-male prison, that’s a mistake. You know how every once in awhile one of your buddies will ask a question like, “Do you think Alabama could beat the Miami Dolphins?” and the answer will always and forever be “absolutely not”? Well it’s the same scenario with women being sent to an all-male prison. Should a woman ever be sent to an all-male prison? Absolutely not. That’s a total mismatch. I have no doubt that fucked up and sadistic shit happens at all-female prisons. But I also have no doubt that wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy WAY more fucked up and sadistic shit happens at all-male prisons. Stuff we’ve never even heard of. The most batshit crazy woman from an all-female prison wouldn’t crack the 53-man roster at an all-male prison. That’s just a fact. If this is a thing that’s actually happening, she’s gonna get eaten alive. At best.