The Look On This Guy's Face Is All You Need To Know About Oceans And Sharks

Any more questions?  I didn’t think so.  The look on that guy’s face sums it all up perfectly.  He’s never going in the water and good for him. Neither should you.  That is the look of a man who is finally on the right side of the argument.  That side of the argument being the one that knows going into bodies of water like the ocean is the stupidest thing you can do as a human being. “Oh hey, let’s go to the beach, get sand everywhere, be miserable and have a better-than-good chance of getting eaten alive by god only knows what creature is silently plotting on us in the water.  Fun times!”  By the way, was that shark video real?  I’m obviously already #TeamLandLocked until I’m dead but holy shit that thing was MASSIVE. And I’m not just saying that in hopes you’ll join the right team.  That shark was stupid big.  It should be noted that those people are from the same country that brought us The Crocodile Hunter (RIP) and even they are swearing off oceans. That should tell you something.