Students In Russia Caught With A 12-Foot Long Cheat Sheet For Their Physics Exam
Daily Mail- A group of Russian students have taken cheating to a new level after a university professor discovered what is believed to be the world’s biggest cheat note. The students prepared the note on a 12.1-foot-long roll of wallpaper ahead of their nuclear physics exam. It was discovered in the city of Voronezh in south western Russia’s Voronezh Oblast region. Pictures of the roll were posted on social media, where they quickly went viral. The giant cheat note included detailed answers to 35 questions on nuclear physics that lecturers had warned students to expect. However it is unclear how the students ever expected to be able to use the cheat note without being spotted by moderators in the physics faculty of Voronezh State University. The photographs show students holding the rolled out cheat note, which they say took a week to prepare, while the professor who caught them looks on in amazement. The students and the professor were not named in reports.
This is pretty simple. If you need a 12-foot long cheat sheet for a physics exam then you shouldn’t be a physics major. Done and done. Pick another career to pursue. You’re too dumb for that particular area of expertise. That’s not me being mean. That’s me being right. This story is all laugh because ha ha ha these kids made a 12-foot long cheat sheet LOL but the reality is you gotta know your limits. It’s the greatest lesson a person can learn out themselves. I wasn’t a physics major because I also would need a 12-foot long cheat sheet to pass a physics exam. That shit is super confusing. Not to mention I don’t want physicists in the world who need to cheat on their exams to pass. I don’t even know what physicists do but I know they’re not allowed to use cheats sheets in their daily lives. I want only Will Hunting-types to be physicists. All the rest of us need to be content with being janitors or mail men or bloggers. Leave the super smart stuff to the super smart people who aren’t making cheat sheet scrolls.